Stalin!

Well apparently 'Bob' has opened the floodgates. Now everytime I go to work I seem to pick up a bare minimum of three new nicknames. The thing is, each and every one of them has been prompted by the same thing: the mustache (and to a lesser extent, the little beard.) Here is the current roll call of sobriquets de coiffure:

• Shakespeare
• Robin Hood
• Wyatt Earp
• Buffalo Bill
• Bill The Butcher
  
• D'artagnan
• Rollie Fingers
• Snidely Whiplash
• Jack Sparrow
• Johnny Depp
• Matthew Broderick (Apparently I look like his character from Glory)
• Col. Sanders
• Guy Fawkes
• Stalin (though I'm pretty sure he was thinking of Lenin)

D'artagnan is my favorite, only because I got it three times in the space of two days.