Not Too Early To Start Shopping

I know everyone has been having the same anxieties lately. The economy is in shambles, gas prices are skyrocketing, and, weighing heaviest on everyone's minds, Sean's 30th birthday is only two months away - what on Earth does he want for a present? Fortunately, I want lots of things, and on top of that I just love presents, so anything you wrap and slap a bow on will delight me, I'm sure. But just in case you are completely stumped, I have compiled a wish list. Here it is, thirty things I would like for my birthday, in order of attainability from easily acquired to nearly Herculean labor.

1. sausages (chicken apple or pork andouille)
   
2. a mix cd
3. socks, silly or straight
   
4. Old Rasputin Imperial Stout
5. Trapper Keeper
   
6. gift card to Chipotle
7. a picture of me, drawn by you
8. Dogfish Head Red & White
9. pair of sunglasses
10. a tie clip
11. pants, preferably plaid, checkered or bell bottomed
12. a night out at Duke Of Perth
13. a pipe
14. Tom Waits' Rain Dogs on vinyl
15. a sportcoat (green, brown corduroy, or tweed)
16. Talisker 10-Year
17. a porkpie hat
    
18. Laphroaig 10-Year Cask Strength
19. Special Topics In Calamity Physics, Marisha Pessl (1st Edition)
20. Davidoff Aniversario #2 cigars
    
21. ostrich leather watch band
22. Suntory Yamazaki 18-Year Single-Malt
23. Pnin, Vladimir Nabokov (1st Edition)
24. Johnny Walker Blue Label
25. Jack Stack Barbecue
26. Three Floyds Dark Lord
27. iPhone
28. George T. Stagg bourbon
29. Toyota Prius
    
30. my old cat Pirate Cat

That should be enough to get everyone started. Good luck!