My Lot In Life.

Daisy (calling out from the bathtub): Mama!

(Baba enters)

Daisy: Not you. I want to talk to Mama.

Baba: What am I, chopped liver?

Daisy: What's chopped liver?

Baba: It is the thing you do not want.

Daisy: Yes, you are a chopped liver. I want Mama.