So I have my third ever black eye. The other night, Daisy and I were playing 'Airplane' (the game in which one person lies flat on his back and suspends the other in the air on his knees, not the one in which players take turns doing Leslie Nielsen impersonations) and Daisy slid forward and conked me right above the eye. She giggled "Baba, I bumped my head!" I screamed in pain and held back tears. She laughed even more as I walked around clutching frozen peas to my eye and groaning. And a valuable lesson about playtime was learned.
I did make several references to the pro-wrestling move 'the diving headbutt', made famous by the great Dynamite Kid and the late ... well, I don't care to call him great, what with the filicide/uxoricide, but he was one hell of a wrestler ... Chris Benoit. And here's an example of said move:
The referee disqualified Daisy as well.
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